I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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