So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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