: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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