Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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