Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
