so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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