I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Small penises have feelings too.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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