the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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