Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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