the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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