The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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