last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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