escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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