Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I'm jealous of your bromance
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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