i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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