I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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