Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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