Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
