Its about making memories worth repressing
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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