if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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