i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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