we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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