why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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