my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
