Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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