Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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