they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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