fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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