remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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