We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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