that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
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