We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
there is puke in my bra ... again
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