Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
tequila makes me forget i have legs
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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