This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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