I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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