there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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