If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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