sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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