Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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