idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
This girl is more easily done than said...
are you so shy because you have an std?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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