Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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