She's JV to your varsity
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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