We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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