there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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