who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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