i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
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