Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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