I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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