I only kidnapped one of them. chill
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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