He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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