I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I had to cum in my sink.
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